Here is something that made me wonder about upcoming nuptuals.
King Richard is My Love and I am His Love
He does gooey romantic gestures and says gooey romantic stuff.
He knows I like puzzles, so he's hidden 3 presents for me. All well and good,
as he does not hide them well.
The thing is.....I found the wedding dress and he said something like:
"Wear this and keep it close to your heart" yada yada yada......well...I thought
Shades of Miss Havisham!!
He does not want me to keep it close every day of my life, I hope?
Of course, nothing will go right on our blissful day. I have to save him from
evil. Cause I am Wonder Woman, Xena and Supergirl wrapped up in one.
Of course, there is the inevitable beast that won't let you in the cave but you
can walk right by him.
You get to your love, just to have him tell you its to late..... .
What a defeatist attitude.
But you plunge on ahead to get the sword.
Now, if the Sword needs royal blood and you are a Princess, Queen to be,
why does Numbnut need to practically slice his wrist open---which medically
speaking is really not a good idea.
Isn't your blood good enough.......never mind, it will leave a scar and hurt like
mad. Let loverboy do it.
Also, why in these games does everyone who thinks highly of you and calls
you Your Majesty have you running around doing their chores?
Maybe I will get it with a pcc.