True story! My grandma (I think it was) submitted this story to Reader's Digest long ago, and it was accepted, so it's possible you might have seen a version of this before:
In the far distant past of the Deep South, I had an Aunt Bunny and an Uncle Cotton (apparently their real names!
)
One day Uncle Cotton looked at Aunt Bunny and said, "You're gettin' kind of broad across the beam." (Meaning that she had a big butt) Aunt Bunny didn't like being called fat, so she promptly went on a diet and lost all of the extra weight.
Not being one to miss such a change, Uncle Cotton observed, "Now that you've lost all that weight, your face is lookin' kinda saggy."
Perturbed, Aunt Bunny shot back, "Now Cotton, you're just going to have to decide. Is it heads or tails?!"
In the far distant past of the Deep South, I had an Aunt Bunny and an Uncle Cotton (apparently their real names!
)One day Uncle Cotton looked at Aunt Bunny and said, "You're gettin' kind of broad across the beam." (Meaning that she had a big butt) Aunt Bunny didn't like being called fat, so she promptly went on a diet and lost all of the extra weight.
Not being one to miss such a change, Uncle Cotton observed, "Now that you've lost all that weight, your face is lookin' kinda saggy."
Perturbed, Aunt Bunny shot back, "Now Cotton, you're just going to have to decide. Is it heads or tails?!"
