A conversation from "Mrs. Brown's Boys"
Hilary ... When he found out I was pregnant, he bought me this diamond ring.
Agnes ... That's nice.
Hilary ... And then, when I was 5 months pregnant, he took me off for the weekend, to Paris. That's France.
Agnes ... That's nice.
Hilary ... And then, when Maria was born, he bought me a Mercedez Benz.
Agnes ... That's nice.
Hilary ... And what did you husband buy for you ?
Agnes ... He bought me elocution lessons ...
Hilary ... (laughs) didn't really work out, did they ?
Agnes ... Actually, they did. I used to say F*CK OFF . Now I say, "That's nice."