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    orphaned

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    seniors coffee group ... be VERY afraid LOL!!!

    Post by orphaned on Tue Aug 18, 2015 2:29 pm

    Half Flower 


    SENIORS COFFEE GROUP . . . 

     
    A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their
    ailments at Dennys.....
    “My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one.
    “Yes, I know," said another.
    "My cataracts are so bad, I can't even see my coffee.”
    “I couldn’t even mark an “X" at election time because my hands are so
    crippled," volunteered a third.

    "What? Speak up! What? I can’t hear you, " said one elderly lady!
    "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,” said one,
    to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

    “My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!” exclaimed another.
    "I forget where I am and where I’m going," said another.
    “I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man
    as he slowly shook his head.

    The others nodded in agreement.
    "Well, count your Blessings," said a woman cheerfully.... Thank God we
    can all still drive.

    luvtoread

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    Re: seniors coffee group ... be VERY afraid LOL!!!

    Post by luvtoread on Tue Aug 18, 2015 6:04 pm


    orphaned

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    Re: seniors coffee group ... be VERY afraid LOL!!!

    Post by orphaned on Tue Aug 18, 2015 6:07 pm

    luvtoread wrote:


    Half Flower


    Belly laugh Belly laugh Belly laugh


    cruelty to animals, eh ????


    and the eyes say it all ... ROFL !!!

    volnole68

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    Age : 69
    Location : North Carolina

    Re: seniors coffee group ... be VERY afraid LOL!!!

    Post by volnole68 on Sun Sep 13, 2015 9:02 am

    Hilarious!!! I see these people on the road everyday!! I hope they don't say that about me!

    genkicoll

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    Age : 43
    Location : Pacific Northwest

    Re: seniors coffee group ... be VERY afraid LOL!!!

    Post by genkicoll on Sun Sep 13, 2015 1:33 pm

    I kid you not, I once saw an old lady drive with her wheels on the sidewalk for half a block EEK!  I called the police to report her, but they didn't do a thing about it D\\'oh!


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