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    genkicoll

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    The Horse and the Chicken

    Post by genkicoll on Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:57 pm

    Warning:  This IS the off-color humor section, so don't read it if you're easily offended!  Evil Grin 

    The Horse and the Chicken


    One  day the chicken & horse were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and  began to sink.

    Scared  for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get  the farmer for help!

    Off  the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, the  chicken searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for the farmer had gone to town with the only tractor.

    Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.   Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping there was still time to save the horse's life.

    Back at the bog, the horse was surprised but happy to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.

    After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

    Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the  farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he  returned.

    The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best  buddies, best pals.



    A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and as the chicken began to sink, the horse heard the cry, 'Save me!'

    The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.

    Looking  underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift the chicken out of the pit.

    The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled up and out, saving the chicken's life.



    The moral of the story?

    (Yep. You betcha. There is a moral!)

     

    'When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks.'


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    luvtoread

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    Re: The Horse and the Chicken

    Post by luvtoread on Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:00 pm

    I am just trying to figure out how that chicken was able to drive a harley!!   Huh?  Belly laugh

    djrum

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    Re: The Horse and the Chicken

    Post by djrum on Sat Feb 15, 2014 10:49 am

    Too funny!  Belly laugh

    marianne

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    Re: The Horse and the Chicken

    Post by marianne on Mon Jun 02, 2014 10:41 am

    LOL LOL LOL That is hilarious.  Good one    Laugh

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