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    Mae West

    Post by orphaned on Wed Feb 04, 2015 7:53 pm

    Half Flower


    Snowfall



    "I used to be snow white, but I drifted."

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    Re: Mae West

    Post by orphaned on Wed Feb 04, 2015 8:15 pm

    Half Flower 


    a few more ....

     

    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

    “There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.”

    “I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.”

    "Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.”


    “I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.”

    “Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”

    “Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

    "When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. ”

    “I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”

    “I'm single because I was born that way.”

    “I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.”

    “Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.”

    “Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.”

    “Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.”

    “It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.”

    “A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.”

    “Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.”

    “Sex is an emotion in motion.”

    “Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.”

    “I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.”

    “I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.”

    “Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.”

    “It is better to be looked over than overlooked.”

    “Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else”

    “Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.”   Snicker

    “Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.”


    “Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier."



    If you like .... there are another 68  !!!

    luvtoread

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    Re: Mae West

    Post by luvtoread on Wed Feb 04, 2015 8:30 pm

    I know most of these, some I did not realize were from her. What a Lady.

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    Re: Mae West

    Post by orphaned on Wed Feb 04, 2015 8:33 pm

    luvtoread wrote:I know most of these,  some I did not realize were from her.   What a Lady.
    Half Flower



    as a Canadian  .... LOVE the snow job !!!  Wink

    ROFL !!!

    EEK! Belly laugh Belly laugh Belly laugh

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    Re: Mae West

    Post by orphaned on Wed Feb 04, 2015 10:01 pm

    orphaned wrote:Half Flower


    Snowfall



    "I used to be snow white, but I drifted."
    Half Flower


    OOPS !!

    I HEARD this joke so ....

    should be Snow White ..... duh !!

    sorry .... NOW is really funny ... Belly laugh

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