genkicoll:
sent those wonderful puns of yours to a few friends >>>> and got THESE back !!!
Just playing with a few words. Stimulate your taught processes ! Tautologies (sort of) for the lexicons out there !
. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is too tired.
. A will is a dead giveaway.
. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
. A backward poet writes inverse.
. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
. A calendar's days are numbered.
. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
. When you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.
. If you jump off a bridge in Paris, you are in Seine.
. When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Circumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an
optical Aleutian.
. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
. A rubber band was confiscated from algebra class because it was a
weapon of math disruption.
. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. And then it hit me.
. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: "Keep Off The Grass."
. A child swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his
grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, the nurse said, "No change yet."
sent those wonderful puns of yours to a few friends >>>> and got THESE back !!!
Just playing with a few words. Stimulate your taught processes ! Tautologies (sort of) for the lexicons out there !
. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is too tired.
. A will is a dead giveaway.
. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
. A backward poet writes inverse.
. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
. A calendar's days are numbered.
. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
. When you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.
. If you jump off a bridge in Paris, you are in Seine.
. When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Circumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an
optical Aleutian.
. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
. A rubber band was confiscated from algebra class because it was a
weapon of math disruption.
. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. And then it hit me.
. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: "Keep Off The Grass."
. A child swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his
grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, the nurse said, "No change yet."
