I kid you not ... not exactly anyway.
Today is another of my silly days ...
being this happy is a shock to my system
especially after the last few years ...
so I keep short circuiting my grown up filter ...
It's Canada's 150th Birthday tomorrow.
To celebrate .. and because I really don't cook much ..
I went to the gas station for my dinner ..
Cheetos, Ruffles, ranch dip and Aero bars ... yummmmmm
and to drink ... 2 Miss Piggy sized Ice Caps ( the largest they have )
As I pulled up in front ...
this really cute guy moved quickly out of what he thought would have been a target zone.
He was wearing an outfit that has fluorescent safety stripes ...
so I went up to him, laughing , saying
" You didn't need the protection .. I promise I wouldn't have hit you "
at which point he was gracious enough to start laughing ...
( it is important to also note here that in the BIG CITY, folks just don't strike up random conversations )
[ needless to say that rarely governs my actions ... ]
half a second later, I turned back to add that ..
" then again>>> you make a magnificent target !! "
the whoop of laughter made me laugh ..
inside .. the silliness continued .. ( me )
and after I purchased dinner
I went for my ice coffees ...
HE BOUGHT THEM FOR ME !!!
said he needed a good laugh ..
and thanked me!!
SEE !!! my first paying gig !!
I really am a cheap date !!!