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    orphaned

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    old can be such fun ....

    Post by orphaned on Fri Sep 11, 2015 4:55 pm

    Half Flower 



       Where are your Glasses???
     
    I love this one!!!! I would never be able to think of a reply like this one!!
     
     
    Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.
     
    “Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?” I asked.
     
    Her talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.
     
    She was "only thinking of me", she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the gals.
     
      I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her.
     
    I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.  
     
    She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 78 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?
     
    I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
     
    She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Mom, where are your glasses?
     
    This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
     
    "Oh man, I'm in trouble again,” I said, “I really don't know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!"
     
    The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted.
     
    Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be ever so much fun.

    luvtoread

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    Re: old can be such fun ....

    Post by luvtoread on Fri Sep 11, 2015 9:09 pm

    What is wrong with a prostitute club at 78?   Laugh

    orphaned

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    Re: old can be such fun ....

    Post by orphaned on Fri Sep 11, 2015 9:13 pm

    luvtoread wrote:What is wrong with a prostitute club at 78?   Laugh
    Half Flower


    hehehehe  Devil


    seniors have so many creative ways to supplement incomes  ....  Wink


    5 jumps a week ...  oh my !!!  LOL!!

    volnole68

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    Re: old can be such fun ....

    Post by volnole68 on Sun Sep 13, 2015 9:08 am

    That's a definite share!!  LOL

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