Nurses aren't supposed to laugh ...
"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse.
"I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Nick, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest
male part she had ever seen.
In length and width it was almost identical to an AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out
anyway. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing.
Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's privates, she composed
herself as well as she could.
"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a
nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to
be the problem ?"
"It's swollen, Nick replied.
She ran out of the room.