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    Post by genkicoll on Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:41 pm

    I snagged these from another site (no idea where they originally came from.)

    • I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. Now it's syncing
    • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst kind.
    • How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it
    • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
    • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore
    • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down
    • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a type-O
    • I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
    • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
    • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? The saurus
    • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
    • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest
    • Broken pencils are really pointless
    • All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on
    • I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough
    • Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes
    • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy
    • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
    • Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too
    • The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize
    • People who say they suffer from constipation are full of shit.
    • Never trust atoms, they make up everything.
    • To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!
    • I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.
    • Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink
    • want to hear a construction joke? I'm working on it
    • I was going to tell a Mexican joke, but that's just crossing the border!
    • I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I'm outstanding.
    • I have a few jokes about unemployed people. But it doesn't matter none of them work
    • I'm trying to think of a Miley Cyrus joke but its not twerking.
    • When chemist dies, they barium

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    Location : Toronto, Ontario, Canada

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    Post by orphaned on Thu Dec 11, 2014 10:59 pm

    genkicoll wrote:I snagged these from another site (no idea where they originally came from.)

    • I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. Now it's syncing
    • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst kind.
    • How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it
    • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
    • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore
    • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down
    • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a type-O
    • I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
    • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
    • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? The saurus
    • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
    • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest
    • Broken pencils are really pointless
    • All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on
    • I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough
    • Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes
    • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy
    • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
    • Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too
    • The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize
    • People who say they suffer from constipation are full of shit.
    • Never trust atoms, they make up everything.
    • To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!
    • I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.
    • Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink
    • want to hear a construction joke? I'm working on it
    • I was going to tell a Mexican joke, but that's just crossing the border!
    • I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I'm outstanding.
    • I have a few jokes about unemployed people. But it doesn't matter none of them work
    • I'm trying to think of a Miley Cyrus joke but its not twerking.
    • When chemist dies, they barium

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