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    orphaned

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    The Bathtub Test

    Post by orphaned on Thu Jul 10, 2014 3:09 pm

    Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much !!


     
    [size=48]The   Bathtub[/size] [size=48]Test[/size]                                                
    During   a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you  determine whether  or not an older person  should be put in an old age   home?"
     
    "Well," he said, "we fill up a  bathtub, then we  offer a teaspoon, a  teacup and a bucket to the person to empty  the  bathtub."



    "Oh,   I understand," I said. "A normal person would  use the
    bucket  because it is bigger  than the spoon or the  teacup."
     
    "No,"  he said. "A normal  person would pull the plug. Do you
    want  a  bed near the  window?"
     

    [size=32]ARE   YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON...OR DO YOUe WANT THE  BED
    NEXT TO  MINE?[/size]

    Frodo

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    Re: The Bathtub Test

    Post by Frodo on Thu Jul 10, 2014 6:16 pm

    Belly laugh    Hilarious!

     Elk grin

    genkicoll

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    Re: The Bathtub Test

    Post by genkicoll on Thu Jul 10, 2014 6:52 pm

    How To Clean A Cat

    1.
    Thoroughly clean the toilet.

    2.
    Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, with both lids lifted.

    3.
    Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him toward the bathroom.

    4.
    In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape. Caution: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything they can find.

    5.
    Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

    6.
    Get someone to open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

    7.
    Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

    8.
    The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

    EDIT:  This is a BAD joke, and not meant to be taken literally!  I do not condone cruelty to cats or anything else!


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    pippi

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    Re: The Bathtub Test

    Post by pippi on Thu Jul 10, 2014 8:11 pm

    Just when I thought somebody had FINALLY given me a step - by - step guide to bathing my water-averse Kitten, you end with

    Genkicoll wrote:EDIT:  This is a BAD joke, and not meant to be taken literally!  I do not condone cruelty to cats or anything else!

    and I realize that the tutorial is not, in fact, good advice.   Rolling Eyes 

    Luckily I read it through before I actually dumped her in.  Belly laugh


    (Note:  This is also a joke, I'd never lock an animal in a toilet.)

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