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    orphaned

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    job inspired imperatives

    Post by orphaned on Sun Jun 15, 2014 2:59 am

    I used to work for criminal lawyers ... and such a perfect description as they seemed more criminal than their clients !!

    One day my boss was on a real blistering rant wanting to sue everyone !!!  and he was going on and on  and on ...

    Getting tired of his temper/tirade  I muttered that he should GO SUE HIMSELF .. which he heard... and fired me again !!

    Until he realized what was said and laughed ... after giving me yet another warning !! Belly laugh  Belly laugh 


    and it occurred to me that a lot of jobs lend themselves  to naughty imperatives  .. not just sit, stay  go etc ....


    so, for example >>>>  tell a hockey player to >>> GO PUCK HIMSELF !!!

    or tell a carpenter  to GET NAILED !!

    or a furniture maker to GET STUFFED !!

    wanna play too ????


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    luvtoread

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    Re: job inspired imperatives

    Post by luvtoread on Thu Jun 26, 2014 4:47 pm

    I wish I could come up with something, but I couldn't.

    I found this, though. It was written by children and is hysterically naughty.  Oops! 

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/adamdavis/kids-are-super-inappropriate#2ezs8vg

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    Re: job inspired imperatives

    Post by orphaned on Fri Jun 27, 2014 12:09 am

    luvtoread wrote:I wish I could come up with something,  but I couldn't.

    I found this,  though.    It was written by children and is hysterically naughty.   Oops! 

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/adamdavis/kids-are-super-inappropriate#2ezs8vg

     .... LOL!! LOL!  ROGLMAO !!!

    man .. kids are funnier by accident than I shall ever be on purpose !!!  Belly laugh 

    thank you so much for sharing this !! Hug  Half Flower 

    when I started this little thread ... had over a 100 ... but .. CRS !!  rats !!! Mouse Shades  Mouse pbbt

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    Re: job inspired imperatives

    Post by orphaned on Wed Jul 02, 2014 4:05 am

    telling an anesthetician to ... go pluck yourself !! EEK!

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    Re: job inspired imperatives

    Post by orphaned on Mon Dec 15, 2014 3:50 pm

    you know, when I started this ...

    had at least 100 of them rolling around in my head ...

    but when it came to writing them down .....  Stars Sweat drop Meh

    must be afraid of commitment .... OH!

    nahhhhhhh !!!

    and the one I finally remembered is disremembered ... again !!

    shall keep trying though  .... sigh

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    Re: job inspired imperatives

    Post by Angeleyes on Mon Mar 09, 2015 1:21 pm

    Tell an Accountant he's days are numbered if he can't figure himself out Wink

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    Re: job inspired imperatives

    Post by orphaned on Mon Mar 09, 2015 3:10 pm

    Half Flower 

    Big smile Snicker

    Okay Okay Okay

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    Re: job inspired imperatives

    Post by Sable on Tue Mar 10, 2015 12:19 pm

    Tell a pilot to go fly a kite? Belly laugh

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