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    genkicoll

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    New Product Coming Soon

    Post by genkicoll on Sat May 31, 2014 10:01 pm

    Snicker

    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

    MOUNT & DO.
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    Re: New Product Coming Soon

    Post by genkicoll on Sat May 31, 2014 10:03 pm

    And a bonus thought for the day:

    There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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    djrum

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    Re: New Product Coming Soon

    Post by djrum on Sat May 31, 2014 10:06 pm

    OH!   Belly laugh
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    JustTheFacts

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    Re: New Product Coming Soon

    Post by JustTheFacts on Sun Jun 01, 2014 12:29 am

    Belly laugh OMG!! Side splitting roflmao!  Belly laugh 
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    luvtoread

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    Re: New Product Coming Soon

    Post by luvtoread on Sun Jun 01, 2014 6:32 am

    Belly laugh 

    I want perky boobs.    Heck,  I wish I had perky bra's!
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    Re: New Product Coming Soon

    Post by JustTheFacts on Sun Jun 01, 2014 6:37 am

    Having made a vow of celibacy some years back (safest way to avoid unnecessary relationships!), I'd be very pleased with a kind cosmetic surgeon who simply got rid of mine altogether!

    They cause backache and lead to ridiculous proposals from men who probably don't know what to do with those erections even before senility gets them!  OH! Belly laugh 
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    Esme

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    Re: New Product Coming Soon

    Post by Esme on Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:55 am

    I wonder if it comes in "diet"?
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    Re: New Product Coming Soon

    Post by JustTheFacts on Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:56 am

    rofl!
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    Re: New Product Coming Soon

    Post by Esme on Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:56 am

    I am such an arse. LOL  Laugh
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    Re: New Product Coming Soon

    Post by JustTheFacts on Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:57 am

    Yeah, but look who started it! lol. Trust orphaned to find you new ways to play esme  Happy bounce 
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    Re: New Product Coming Soon

    Post by djrum on Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:53 am

    Thank goodness, I don't have that problem, JustTheFacts...whew!

    luvtoread, some things are not meant to be shoved up & pushed together at the same time!!
    It hurts!!!  Laugh

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