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    genkicoll

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    Marine Life - A Letter Home

    Post by genkicoll on Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:24 pm

    Dear Ma and Pa:

    I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before maybe all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but am getting so I like to sleep late.

    Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water.

    Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, and stuff, but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food. But tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you till noon, when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.

    We go on "route" marches, which the Platoon Sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it is not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The country is nice, but awful flat.

    The Sergeant is like a schoolteacher. He nags some. The Capt. is like the school board. Majors and Colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.

    This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move. And it ain't shooting at you, like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in little metal boxes.

    Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake. He joined up the same time as me. But I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and weighs near 300 pounds dry.

    Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

    Your loving daughter,
    Gail

    P.S. Speaking of shooting, enclosed is $200 towards a new barn roof and ma's teeth. The city boys shoot craps, but not very good.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I checked this one out, and according to Snopes, this letter has been circulating for the past half dozen years or so, and that it was originally signed by "Zeb". I admit, it's much funnier signed as a female Snicker

    The content itself is based upon an article from a "1952 collection of Saturday Evening Post offerings" -- almost word-for-word. No info on whether or not the story is actually true, but I wouldn't be surprised! Elk grin


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    luvtoread

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    Re: Marine Life - A Letter Home

    Post by luvtoread on Mon May 25, 2015 12:01 pm

    I can see Donna Douglas as Ellie Mae in this letter. Laugh "Wanna Wrassle?"

    I remember in a Reader Digest years ago in the Marine's jokes section I read this:

    (I am going from memory ) "My daughter was on the phone talking to her boy friend
    who was going through boot camp and complaining about how hard it was. My daughter's response
    to him was "Stop whining, my Mom does it."

    You get the idea and yes, Mom was in the Army.

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    Re: Marine Life - A Letter Home

    Post by genkicoll on Tue May 26, 2015 11:13 am

    Snicker


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