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    Post by genkicoll on Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:42 pm

    So strange that you would post this story, FBG! It's one of several highly embarrassing stories from Woman's Day magazine that I had saved in my e-mail account from 2001!

    Here are the rest of the stories (I love these! Real life yet a bit off color 597951271):

    "While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler
    decided to release some pent-up energy and ran
    amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after
    receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other
    patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving
    *right now*, she would be punished. To my horror,
    she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as
    threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell
    Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee
    last night!' "The silence was deafening after this
    enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped
    what they were doing! I mustered up the last of my
    dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter
    in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed
    behind me were screams of laughter" * Amy
    Richardson; Stafford,Virginia


    "It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was
    living at home, but my parents had gone out for the
    evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a romantic
    night alone. "As we lay in bed after making love, we
    heard the telephone ring downstairs. I suggested to
    my girlfriend that I give her a piggyback ride to the
    phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call, we
    didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the
    bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on and
    a whole crowd of people yelled, 'SURPRISE!' My
    entire family - aunts, uncles, Grandparents, cousins
    and all my friends were standing there! My girlfriend
    and I were frozen in a state of shock and
    embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity.
    "Since then, no one in my family has planned a
    surprise party again." * Tim Cahill; Poughkeepsie,
    New York

    Never be a prisoner of your past.
    It was just a lesson, not a life sentence.

    Real life yet a bit off color O9fj

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