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    Post by genkicoll on Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:38 pm

    One day God was looking down at

    earth and saw all of the rascally behavior

    that was going on...

    So He called His angels and sent

    one to earth for a time.

    When the angel returned,

    he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth;

    95% are misbehaving and only

    5% are not.

    God thought for a moment and said,

    'Maybe I had better send down a second

    angel to get another opinion.'

    So God called another angel and sent

    her to earth for a time.

    When the angel returned she went to

    God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth

    is in decline; 95% are misbehaving,

    but 5% are being good...'

    God was not pleased.

    So He decided to e-mail the 5%

    who were good, because he wanted to

    encourage them, and give them a little

    something to help them keep going.

    Do you know what the e-mail said?

    Okay, ……………I was just wondering,

    because I didn't get one either.

    Never be a prisoner of your past.
    It was just a lesson, not a life sentence.

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    Post by Sable on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:53 am

    Lol! Loved this one, sent it on. Thanks for the morning giggles.

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